Disclaimer: I can't claim originality - I got this idea from something I read over at This Modern World.
This was originally a reply to a diary about the use of the term "moonbat" to disparage liberals and basically, WTF does "moonbat" mean anyway and isn't it a stupidly meaningless thing to call people?
But, I had so much fun with it, that I decided to upgrade the status of my original reply posting to diary status.
Anyway - the idea is to create a list of words from which you pick any two, in either order, and presto! Instant Epithet.
I compiled a starter list (below the fold) and came up with these gems on my first spin o' the Instant Epithet Wheel:
porn spork (OK, this is my personal favorite!)
butt douche
whore weasel
slime slurper
fart sucker
Have fun, boys and girls! And feel free to add to the list!
(more below)
Start with some obvious workhorse words:
ass
dick
butt
whore
gigolo
pimp
slime
scum
muck
Some S-E-X-related words:
kisser
virgin
tramp
Move on to bodily functions / hygiene:
phlegm
spit
mucus
pus
scab
turd
poop
booger
snot
piss
puke
douche
fart
zit
pimple
Selected body parts:
tongue
elbow
knee
toe
rump
boob
nipple
A few eating and food-related terms:
sandwich
napkin
spork
Throw in a few action words:
piler
licker
wiper
muncher
gobbler
slurper
creeper
digger
hopper
puncher
dweller
pisser
chewer
sucker
banger
dancer
chopper
mixer
beater
peeper
chomper
squirmer
tosser
bagger
Toss in some bugs:
cricket
roach
worm
Add a few critters:
weasel
snake (sorry to malign them further - personally I think they're cool)
lizard
monkey
pig
hog
loon
ape
baboon
skunk
possum
squirrel
rat
And a few more useful ones that I have no idea how to categorize:
tool
sewer
gutter
porn
bucket
stain
waste
lump
freak
tingle
bimbo
wad
pet
shrimp
punk
fairy
elf