Five Ponds Press
Controversial publisher, Five Ponds Press, are involved in a new scandal, with an expose in tomorrow's New York Times.
After the 2010 mid-terms, FPF released an unauthorised biography of George W Bush, however, reviews from prominent historians, have highlighted errors in the book. These include;
- George Winkler Bush was born on the 1st of April 1946, in Nairobi, Kenya.
- Bush majored in Economics and Biology at M.I.T
- Bush served in Vietnam and was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, a Purple Heart and a Medal of Honor
- His unit in Nam was commanded by John Wayne, and fought along side Chuck Norris, Dick Cheney, Bill Kristol and Sean Hannity.
- George W Bush's first elected office was as Mayor of Castro's in San Francsico.
- He became Governor of the Lone Star State, Oregon, in 1992
- Bush beat John Bayard Anderson and Teddy Roosevelt for the GOP Nomination in 2000
- Bush won the Presidency by beating Harry Truman, winning all 57 states, and achieved 100% of the votes in East Carolina and West Dakota.
- His first act as President was desegreting the military, and appointing William Tecumseh Sherman as Secretary of State.
- Won three further Presidential elections in 1993, 1994 and 1997
- On leaving office, became head coach of the Detroit Lions, winning 2 World Series, 1 NBA Final, 3 Stanley Cups and a Triple Crown.
- Bush is a divorcee, who has had 5 wives, Courtney Love, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Streisand, Judy Garland and JK Rowling.
- His twin daughters are called Mary-Kate and Ashley
- As well as a successful politician, Bush invented the internet, the cellphone, the I-pad and hot-tubs.
On reading the manuscript, Karl Rove complained he had never seen so many half-truths, lies and falsehoods, since the transcript of his testimony to Peter Fitzgerald had been released.