Oh, goody. This game again:
New Hampshire republican gubernatorial candidate Jack Kimball - a survivalist who calls Glenn Beck an "American hero" - compared paying taxes to being raped at a recent Tea Party rally.
[Kimball] drew cheers with an anti-tax message. He decried the state's taxation of business while criticizing its relatively low level of services.
"I don't mind paying my fair share, folks," he said. "I don't think any of us do. But I do mind when I'm raped. It's awful."
It's amazing the way some people love to compare just about anything to rape. Remember when Rep. Steve King Brunk (KS-Asshole) compared rape to auto theft?
It's only fair to ask what Mr. Kimball was wearing when he paid his taxes. And just how many times he's paid taxes before. And exactly when did he say no to paying taxes? And should we really believe that he even paid his taxes at all? This could be just another he said/the government said sort of situation. And really? I bet he secretly wanted to pay his taxes. Just look at him. You know he wanted it.
Well, Mr. Kimball, maybe you should just take the sound advice of college basketball coach and all around piece of work Bobby Knight:
"I think that if rape paying taxes is inevitable, relax and enjoy it."