I DO NOT want out of this website, I want in, like Neo and the red pill.
We want you to join our PAC, Kos. We think this is an open forum for Progressives to discuss their views, instead of RedState, which is little more than the internet wing of the Republican propaganda machine. Now we want you in our PAC, which was founded by one of your cult Kossack followers with a user ID of 58947. The heralded 5 digit UID signifies admission to at least the 12th degree of Kositeishness, and is a symbol of Kossack knighthood.
Like some sort of party at an open bar owned by Kos we all wandered in, and in our own ways we leave, but now we would like to return the favor and invite you, Kos, and all of our other Kossack brothers and sisters and their friends and family and woozles and pooties to join our party, since you, Kos, were kind enough to leave the door open to your place and let us in, we want to invite you into ours.
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Join our F****** PeanutButterPAC, Kos! We need you, and since you invited us into your home first it is only fair that we invite you into ours. Every other blogger with a grassroots founded PAC invites the site owner to join their PAC. (just about every blog DOES let you join their PAC when you want to), so somebody here needs to join our PAC with me. To deny me is unacceptable, sort of.
You all ROCK! A lot of you wouldn't think a Conservative thought if it was poured into your ear everyday by teh liberal media. To you, a Conservative thought is whatever the Republican party line spoonfeeds them. A tremendous amount of them are Republicans because mommy and daddy spanked them either too much or not enough. Churches and political parties are full of blind conformists that are simply towing the line they've been told to from the get go, with little regard to actual political thought, let alone Corporatist political thought. The amount of blind conformity that goes on in America is what fuels the corrupt two party system. DailyKos is NOTHING like blind conformity, and I relish any and all association I have had with it. I should be allowed to demand that you join our PAC; Why should I be forced to stay with this pathetic cult of personality surrounding Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin and FOX News? I want to FIGHT BACK (politically, not physically) The herd mentality that goes on there sickens me now, AND I WANT OUT. Regardless of my personal experience here, EVERYBODY WHO SIGNED UP TO THIS WEBSITE SHOULD BE FREE TO JOIN MY F****** PAC IF THEY SO WISH TO. For Kos to deny us this is downright fascist.
Since I can't delete my account myself or force you with mind powers to join our PAC, my only recourse is to as many pootie pics as I can UNTIL PEOPLE JOIN OUR GROOVY, PROGRESSIVE PAC.
As long as my account remains here, I do not feel uncomfortable staying. Is it really such a tough request to join my PAC so we can kick GOP electoral butt? Just what kind of website lets you leave but won't join your PAC that was inspired by you? One that regards people as people, that's what. How like the Democratic Party for Kos to view his site's members as people.
JOIN MY F****** PEANUTBUTTERPAC, KOS. You don't want wingnuts winning elections, and neither do I. I want to hang out with you and all of us liberal pony starved activists, and so do you, so lets pool our resources together and kick butt this November.
Dedicated with fond remembrance to ErrinF, and of course to our blog liegelord, Markos Moulitsas.
In all seriousness, PeanutButterPAC is growing. Even Bill in Portland Maine just signed up today, and we want YOU, dear bloggers and activists to fight along side us.
Our goal at PeanutButterPAC
PeanutButterPAC.org is an ideologically oriented political action committee favoring progressive politics, truly a people-powered public policy PAC. Think of it as a method of making a big difference for just a little money – year round, small dollar weekly donations, in sufficient numbers, can make a big difference. There are three categories of weekly donations to the PAC:
* $2 Tuesdays
* $3 Thursdays
* $5 Fridays
PAC members are asked to make a small sacrifice in their daily lives and send the money in as a donation. Maybe you like to buy coffee on the way to work, or you’re an an office worker who buys lunch every day in the office cafeteria, or a smoker who thinks one pack less per week would be a good thing. We ask that you sacrifice one day’s worth of this money (e.g. pack a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, hence the name of the PAC) and donate it. Once you’re a member, you’ll be able to nominate progressive politicians you like into the candidate pool, write blog entries promoting them into the PAC award system, and you’ll be able to vote for other candidates as well.
PeanutButterPAC about page
Simply put, if we want MORE and BETTER (emphasis on better) Democrats we are going to have to put our money where are mouth is. We CAN fight the Corporatists and their special interests, just look at the success Alan Grayson and Bill Halter are having running against the combined special interest money of the GOP in Florida and the Republicanlite friends of Blanche Lincoln (Big $-AR). The truth is, we CAN suceed if only we would organize our efforts better. That is what PeanutButterPAC is for, and it is for all of us, from the indpendent voter who is not that involved politically to your average liberal blogger, even to you, dear beloved and mighty Kos.
Right now PBPAC has three goals, (#1) to sign up as many members as possible and (#2) to raise $5000+ in seed money which will allow us to register as a 501c(4) non profit organization and sign up with Salsa, an organizational website which will streamline our fundraising and user outreach efforts, and most importantly (#3) to make big donations to great candidates who will push the Overton Window LEFT. Our first donation to a candidate will be made at the end of the month, help make it bigger and better by signing up as a member of PeanutButterPAC today and/or making a seed money donation.
Become a member of PeanutButterPAC by clicking this link here
Make a seed money contribution to PeanutButterPAC by clicking this link here
Come on! Liberals, Kossacks, Pooties, lend me your ears! and even you too, Kos. You want to kick wingnut butt in the upcoming elections? Great! Me too! So lets do this. Join up today and make this your Pac, cause I don't run the place, I just work here. It is yours, if you want it, and that goes for everyone, including you, Kos.
Cheers
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Crossposted at SquareState.net and ProgressiveElectorate.com