While you take a trip down memory lane and read some of the best hate mail between May and June 2010, I'll be in the middle of Death Ride -- 129 miles, 15,000 feet of climbing, all at altitude near Lake Tahoe. In fact, if all is going well, I'll be on my sixth hour, somewhere around mile 80, when this posts at 10:30 a.m. PT. Tell me that doesn't sound like fun!
As for you, you get to vote on the best hate mail of the quarter. Follow me below the fold.
You should run for (faggot) president!
All hail Queen Markos HOMOulitsas, princess of Gaydom, countess of Fagville!
You know what you should do? Run for president in 2012! SRsly! you could win! Obama is so unpopular (maybe 30% approaval in 2012) that he would lose to a ticket with sarah palins mutant baby and Hugo chavez. You havea real opportunity here! Dont believe me? Let me explain. There are only two stpes: 1) Win democrat primaries and 2) Win genereal election. The first step is really simple. Ive seen some of thwe people who vote in democrat primaries. They are limp-wristed, cum-chugging, lisping, pretentiuos faggots who eat vegan food and wear birckenstock sandals. They also drive pink toyota Priuses which have special faggot-customized man-purse holders for their dolce&gabana handbags and faggot cigarette lighters for their menthol-flavored pussy smokes. They will vote for whoever is the most ""diverse"". Now you are both a wetback and a faggot, whichis more "diverse" than Obamas niggerhood.The primary faggots will give you a landslied vctory.
The general election will be a bit harder.You will however have the leftist press (which is all the press) 100% on your side. they will print the usual democrat lies about all your oponents (Huckabee is in the KKK and snorts cocaine, romney wants to cancel medicare and the FBI and so on). Soon the people will hate the republican candidate and your America-hating communism wont seems so bad! as for money, just do what faggots do: suck cock for donations! I bet you could raise millions just by blowing Warren bufett once a day. You can also raise millions from NAMBLA/ACORN (the liberal base) by promising to pardon them for their sex crimes. Then you just need the right vicepresident. It should be a kike so you can get the kike money/votes. And then your all set! You'll win the race with the usual democrat voter fraud (one mexican, one vote ROFL) and then your inthe White House! Then you just kick back and let ward churchill, Moveon and CAIR run the country (United Socialist Arab States in a few years). Its that easy! no more "age of consent" or "god" or "patriotism"! youd like that, wouldn't you faggot?
FAGGOT/KIKE 2012!
He had me at "all hail Queen Markos."
Evolution is a LIE!
You are a LIAR and a FRAUD for spreading your bullshit evolution prpaganda! evolution has never been proven to work and it's not even logical. Let me tell you a fun story. My friend's seven year old nephew died of cancer two months ago. How the fuck is that evolution? Evolution is supposed to guarantee that all individuals get to procreate: this is called "fitness" (your word, not mine)! If someone dies at 7, he doesn't get to procreate. This happens all the time. It also proves that evoution doesn't work EVEN BY YOUR OWN FUCKED UP STANDARDS! Why would evolution make people have cancer? what "advantage " do you get from having cancer? Evolutionists have got to be the dumbest fucking retards this side of scientology. Need more proof? How's this: if birds "evolved" magically from dinosaurs (tyranosaurus?), then there should be a creature that's 99% dinosaur and 1% bird, then another thats 98% dinosaur and 2% bird and so on. Am I going too fast for you? It's called basic logic, you shitbrain retard. Now, show me a fossil of a 82/18 dinosaur/bird? Or 61/39? Wait! Maybe they don't exist! How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe something that's obviously bullshit? Did your mommy drop you on your head? You mock people's faith in God when you yourselves have faith in stuff that's not even remotely reasonable. Your probably not really evil, just really fucking stupid and brainwashed. So why dont you pull your head from your ass and look at how retarded your evolution cult really is.
and maybe you'l wake up and realize you've been fucked over and defrauded.
This guy's asshole god killed a seven-year-old child. And this.
Roy Moore will fuck you up!
On tuesday the true american patriot, Roy Moore, will win the governor candidacy! And then the election! He will be the first TRUE christian governor of the great state of Alabama! And he will make you faggots pay for your crimes against god! Alabama will become the leading state in the union and a model for all TRUE christians! How does it feel, faggot, to know that you will be outlawed any day now? How does it feel to know that the BIBLE will be used to determine law, not some feminist-faggot-communist Manifesto? Your time is UP, faggot! Are you crying right now? Are you? Your tears lift my spirits and make my dick hard!! Enjoy your anti-christian deviancy while you still can!
ROY MOORE FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!!!!!
Roy Moore came in FOURTH. In a REPUBLICAN primary.
DIVEST YOURSELF OF FILTH!!!!
You are a merchant of SIN! You're publication constantly celebrates & promotes many moral evils; such as sodomy & homosexuality, tribadism, bestiality, necrophilia, polygamy, adultery, atheism, idolatry, satan worship, treason, theft, lying & TAKING THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN! If you want ANY hope of seeing heaven you must remove any reference to the abovementioned sins & any others IMMEDIATELY! This is not just my opinion: THE LORD DEMANDS YOUR COMPLIANCE!!!
You MUST forbid self-admitted sodomites from writing & commenting on your website. You also MUST require all material on youw website to be written by christian authors (catholics are permitted, but not Jehova's witnesses or mormons). These measures will not however save you're soul unless you show REAL REPENTANCE IN BOTH THOUGHT AND DEED! Ask yourself this: Which matters to you most: fleeting fame or you're eternal soul? The sodomite lobby can offer you gold & flattery but their tongues are forked and their honeyed lies will turn to vinegar! Take the Lord Jesus Christ into you're life & into you're heart and turn you're back on the corrupt men & women who serve SATAN AND NOT GOD!
HEED THE COMMAND OF THE LORD: I AM THE LORD THY GOD!! THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GODS BESIDES ME!!!
WHEN THE ENDTIME COMES THE ARMIES OF ISRAEL SHALL RISE & THE HOST OF HEAVEN SHALL DESCEND UPON THE WICKED AND THE LORD SEBAOT WILL LEAD THEM IN BATTLE AND THERE WILL BE NO GRAY BUT ONLY THE GLORIOUS BLINDING WHITE OF GOD AND THE EVIL BLACKNESS OF THE DEVIL! CHOOSE THY SIDE WELL & WISELY FOR THOSE WHO DITHER WILL BE COUNTED AS SATAN'S OWN!
WE MUST SEE ALL POLITICIANS AS FALSE PROPHETS WHO PROMISE PROSPERITY BUT DELIVER ONLY ASHES! WE MUST BECOME A CHRISTIAN NATION AGAIN: CONTROLLED BY GOD, NOT BY CHEAP MEDIA WHORES WHO CARE FOR NO ONE BUT THEMSELVES! THE BIBLE AS OUR NEW AND FOREVER CONSTITUTION; THE CROSS AS OUR FLAG: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY RESTORE OUR SOUL AND TO WIN OUR HOLY WAR AGAINST THE MOHAMMEDAN SCOURGE!
I WILL PRAY FOR YOU BUT MY PRAYERS ALONE WILL NOT LIFT YOU INTO HEAVEN! FOR THIS YOU MUST CHANGE YOU'RE WAYS AND BECOME A LAMB OF GOD! ABANDON YOU'RE LIFE OF WEALTH AND SPEND YOUR DAYS IN PRAISE AND TESTIFY TO THE AWESOME POWER OF THE LORD!
AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD ALSO ADD A CROSS SOMEWHERE ON YOUR WEBSITE TO MARK THE THE BEGINNING OF YOU'RE JOURNEY DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH. THE LORD SEES EVEN THE SMALLEST OF GESTURES WHEN THEIR SINCERE! HALLELUJAH!
Let us pray: Oh lord, let us see the deceivers for who they are & give us the strength to reject them and they're lies. Give you're faithful children humility & wisdom for that is all they need to thrive & prosper. Strike down the soulless blasphemers & those who wrongfully use you're holy and powerful name. Blind all who write evil & take away the voice of all who speak it. Bless the weapons of you're faithful soldiers & let they're aim be true. Give health to you're followers & let all manners of plague infest the houses and cities of disbelievers. Grant us our daily bread & deliver us from temptation. Yours is the Kingdom & the glory everlasting. Amen.
Who knew that god sent cease and desist letters?
Lesbians
Is there a secret left-wing project to fill every available position with lesbians? Did you realize that fags don't go over that well? You have Ellen DeGenerate and Rachel Madcow shrieking hysterically on TV, you just pulled of a coup to replace Houston's mayor with a rugmuncher, Hillary rosen is basically the far-far-left version of Karl Rove, you have Tammy Baldwin (who probably got the Baldwin disease from the other Baldwins) basically running half the congress and now you absolutely must have a Lesbo Judge on the supreme court. Why? Don't you think that theres' maybe a little bit more to politics than eating pussy and collecting cats? Don't you think that the Bible matters anymore (OK; stupid question, you probably use the bibl to wipe your ass)?
Lesbians may be cuter and less diseased than actual fags, but theyre still an affront to god and should be opposed. The bible is not a multiple choice question: it is God's way or no way. And sometimes the sin takes on pleasing forms, which is precisely God's way of testing our resolve. If you are planning on going to heaven, you should abandon your most perverted "friends". Unless you are a homosexual yourself? Are you?
Oh, if you want to keep the lesbian Cheney, you can have her. "Conservative" or not, she has chosen a life style which is sinful and therefore she is useless to anyone aspiring to a righteous way of life and a righteous Congress (may God make it true). I will pray for you so that you may see through the lesbian (and faggot) disguise of "victimhood" (it is us, the believers, who are the victims) and embrace God's truth. It is not too late, and it will never be too late. God always forgives, but the AMerican electorate will not, as youll find out in november.
It's pretty cool how the lesbians took over with Ellen, Rachel, Rep. Baldwin, and an unmarried soon-to-be Supreme Court justice.
URGENT!! POST YOUR ADDRESS ASAP!!
SIR: YOU ARE A COMMUNIST HOMO. PLEASE PUBLISH YOUR FULL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE A SHIT IN YOUR MAILBOX. IF YOU REFUSE TO PROVIDE THIS INFORMATION (OR IF YOU LIVE TOO FAR AWAY FROM WICHITA), I WILL SEND THE DEUCE TO YOU VIA FEDEX.
"If you don't send me your address, I will fedex you a package. I iz so smart."
SODOMITE!!
YOU HAVE BEEN PROMOTING UNNATURAL LIFESTYLES AND BLASPHEMY BOTH THROUGH YOUR PUBLICATIONS AND THROUGH YOUR PERSONAL BEHAVIOR! HOMOSEXUALITY IS AN ABOMINATION AND A SIN AND IT WILL BE YOUR DAMNATION! I CAN TELL YOU AS A BAPTISED AND ANOINTED SERVANT OF GOD THAT YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF AT LEAST THE FOLLOWING BIBLICAL PASSAGES:
GENESIS 9:18-27 (YOUR PERSONAL AND INSTITUTIONAL HOMOSEXUALITY)
GENESIS 19:1-9 (SEE ABOVE)
LEVITICUS 18:22 (SEE ABOVE)
LEVITICUS 20:13 (SEE ABOVE)
ROMANS 1:26-32 (SEE ABOVE)
FIRST CORINTHIANS 6:9-19 (SEE ABOVE)
FIRST CORITHIANS 14:34-35 (DUE TO YOUR AGITATION FOR WOMAN PRIESTS, WHICH ARE SHAMEFUL IN THE EYES OF THE LORD)
FIRST TIMOTHY 2:11-12 (SEE ABOVE)
ISAIAH 1:2 (YOUR MILITANT !! ATHEISM!!)
ISAIAH 30:9 (SEE ABOVE)
PSALMS 107:11 (SEE ABOVE)
EXODUS 22:18 (YOU PROMOTE AND REFUSE TO CONDEMN "WICCANS", BUDDHISTS AND OTHER "FASHIONABLE" OCCULTISTS)
DEUTERONOMY 18:14 (SEE ABOVE)
LEVITICUS 19:26 (SEE ABOVE)
FIRST SAMUEL 15:23 (SEE ABOVE)
ISAIAH 2:6 (THIS SHOULD MAKE IT CLEAR THAT GOD HIMSELF CONSIDERS BUDDHISM AS MERE SUPERSTITION!)
REVELATIONS 21:8 (THIS ACTUALLY CONDEMNS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE)
REVELATIONS 22:15 (SEE ABOVE)
AS YOU READ THESE !! UNCHANGING!! PASSAGES YOU MIGHT START TO FEEL REMORSE FOR YOUR LIFE OF DEBAUCHERY. YOU SHOULD! THE HORRORS OF HELL WILL OUTWEIGH ANY ILLICIT PLEASURE YOU GAIN FROM YOUR PERVERSIONS! YOU SHOULD BE RAPED WITH A
PINEAPPLE JUST TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT SATAN HAS IN STORE FOR YOU! THERE IS NO GRACE OR MERCY IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE GOING!
IT IS NOT ME WHO YOU OWE AN APOLOGY, IT IS GOD! REMEMBER THAT GOD DOES NOT SEEK YOUR DESTRUCTION (READ EZEKIEL 18:23-31 AND 33:11 AND ISAIAH 55:6-7) BUT RATHER WANTS YOU TO RENOUNCE ALL EVIL AND SUPERSTITION. REDEMPTION IS WITHIN YOUR REACH:
THIS IS IN JOHN 3:16 AND 6:40, PSALMS 119:104-105, ROMANS 12:1-2 AND 13-14 AND OTHERS. OR IF YOU SEEK SIMPLICITY THEN ENGRAVE THE FOLLOWING ONTO YOUR HEART: LOOK TO THE LORD AND HIS STRENGTH; SEEK HIS FACE ALWAYS (PSALMS 105:4).
I HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU CAN SEE GODS DESIGN AND ACCEPT HIS LOVE AND WISDOM, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. GOD SMOTE SODOM AND GOMORRAH WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE AND HE SENT THE PAGAN TERRORISTS TO REMIND US OF HIS WRATH. WE CAN BE REDEEMED,
BUT NOT WITHOUT SACRIFICE. RENOUNCE THE WAYS OF THE SODOMITE, THE IDOLATOR AND THE ABORTIONIST! NOW! THERE CAN BE NO LAW HIGHER THAN GODS LAW, NO PURPOSE HIGHER THAN SERVICE TO GOD. AND THERE CAN BE NO UNDERSTANDING WITHOUT FIRST EMBRACING FAITH; AS FAITH IS THE SOURCE OF ALL TRUE WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE.
That pineapple thing just cracks me up.
Liberal Lunacy
All you liberals are crazy, anti- democratic, immoral freaks. Don't any of you realize that what your doing can be paralleled to how the Roman Empire fell? It became so immoralistic, that the soldiers weren't fighting, they became sissies. Parallel: If you try to knock down traditional moral values such as the right to life, (read the fifth and fourteenth amendment), true, non-homosexual marriage, moral education n schools (chastity, anti-homosexuality), then you will die! This is not a death threat from some "crazy" conservative, but a warning to those who try to destroy America. Look at history, realize what caused the downfall of evil empires like the Nazi's and the Soviets, And CHANGE!!!
If you don't hate gays, YOU WILL DIE! Look at history: the Nazis threw gays into concentration camps, and Stalin had them shipped off to the gulags. And those empires survived! If America wants to thrive as those empires did, then it MUST HATE THE GAYS! Otherwise, it is doomed to repeat the failure of the Roman Empire, which collapsed because of its gay army.
Wingnut history is fun!
Revelation Prophecy about gulf oil spill
I saw the waters and there were long worms in it from the top to the bottom.
One worm broke into many pieces. The earth opened and the Crud escaped from it's prison.
The Crud marched northward towards the southern land and entered the southern land.
The inhabitants had much fear and anger and asked who is able to stop the Crud?
The King of the whole land came and talked to the princes of the southern land.
He moved his lips and spake falsehoods and set up overseers.
He appointed the' keeper of the coast' and the 'king of the worm' to fight the Crud.
They fornicated together and formed an unholy union.
The King of the whole land returned to his throne
and left the princes of the southern land to their own devices.
The princes devised weapons to fight the Crud and all the inhabitants of the
southern land joined together.
The fornicators did not help them nor did the King of the whole land.
The unholy union fought against the princes of the southern land and vexed them
The inhabitants of the southern land all spake as one
and caused the King of the whole land to lose his power and throne.
One of the princes of the southern land shown brighter than the rest because of his bravery against the Crud. He became King of the whole land and the Crud was defeated.
The Kajon ruled wisely for a double time and the southern land prospered, again.
Revelation 13:19-25
There is no Revelations 13:19-25. But I bet we could get Sarah Palin to believe there is.
Parade lap
You know something? Your victory parade here in May is a little freakin' early, buddy. Just wait until November when we'll give all you demoncrats a thorough thrasing you won't ever forget.
Sestak?! A loser. Halter?! A likely butt pirate. That scumbum in Pennsylvania whose previous job was holding John Murtha's colostomy bag?! He's goin' down!! And this time not just to wipe up the spilled poop of that corrupt old man!
And what are you all excited about what Kentucky is conerned? Rand Paul is gonna be tea party senator #1! No matter which tree licking, hippie dippie, witch worshipping, psychedelic drug snorting, nude sunbathing, funny hat wearing, liberal trash you flouncers end up choosing. Palin/Paul 2012!!!
demorats, aka The NAMBLA Party, are as doomed to failure as a fudge packer in a dyke whorehouse. Got it?
You're all as screwed as a tried and true, red blooded, flag waving, all American, meat eating Joe in a veggie, vegan, no gluten, lots of gaping asses, pierced, tattooed, dyed hair dopehouse, aka Markos MouTITsASS' basement.
I loathe you. I'm gonna go eat a steak. And fuck my wife. And pray to GOD.
How do you like them apples?
Pretty impressive multitasking!