Some things in this world are so preposterous that it takes a certain kind of brain to believe them. Here's my list:
Only a Republican could believe returning to the tax structure we had during the 1990's will destroy the economy.
Only a Republican could believe the key to preventing teenage pregnancy is to never give a teenager a condom.
Only a Republican could believe an organization that registered a few million voters stole an election that was won by a ten million vote margin.
Only a Republican could believe President Obama is both a reverse racist because of his white hating black Christian Church and a secret Muslim.
Only a Republican could believe temporarily giving $300/week people who lost their jobs through no fault of their own makes people stop looking for work.
Only a Republican could believe market participants will regulate themselves out of self interest in the wake of financial and environmental disasters that demonstrate the opposite.
Only a Republican could believe constructing a building of religious worship is anti American - a country built on religious freedom.
Only a Republican could believe acquiring information from terrorists works like it does on an action television show.
Only a Republican could believe Unions negotiate salaries and benefits that are too high and ruin companies, while CEO's only negotiate salary and benefits that reflect their value in the market.
Only a Republican could believe homosexuals getting married threatens heterosexual marriages.
Only a Republican could believe supporting the military means continuing to fight two simultaneous wars, not increasing VA funding.
Only a Republican could believe our current healthcare system doesn't need to be changed.
Only a Republican could believe the climate scientists working for universities around the world are biased while the scientists paid by major oil companies are speaking truth to power.
Only a Republican could believe the party of Reagan and Bush is the party of fiscal conservatives.
Only a Republican could believe the multimillionaire pundit/host on tv/radio doesn't have any personal bias when discussing taxes for the rich.
Only a Republican could believe having two dads is worse than having none.
Only a Republican could believe on online forum that empowers the community to monitor its own discussions is fascist and a single individual speaking to millions on tv or radio is empowering.
Please add your own in the comments.
(Cross posted at my blog here.)