I'm sure that you have all heard that House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Darrell Issa (R) has asked business groups which Obama administration regulations to target.
Well, I have read it and found it wanting...however, with a few editorial changes I think it works.
Should you wish to read it in it's entirety waste your time the original letter is here: http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/...
December XX, 2010
Dear , Corporate masters,
The Committee on Oversight and Government Reform is examining existing and proposed regulations that negatively impact the economy and jobs force you suckers to play fair.
In fiscal year 2010, federal agencies that awful Obama and the damned Democrats promulgated 43 major new regulations. These regulations ranged from new limits on "effluent" discharges "shi* running down the street and into our rivers" to new rules for Nationally Recognized Statistical Rating Organizations. The new limits on "effluent" discharges sh** pouring from construction sites will cost $810.8 million annually resulting in the closure of 147 construction firms and the loss of 7,257 jobs. In total, the administration estimated the cost, often referred to as the hidden tax,"help the little guy and the environment tax", of the 43 new regulations to be approximately $28 billion, the highest single year increase in estimated burden the shi* pouring tax on record, resulting in thousands of lost jobs of lost Mercedes, Porschs and BMW'sthat will not see the inside of your garages. This new burden is on top of the $1.75 trillion estimated burden of existing regulations all the other regulations you try to get around.
As a trade organization comprised of members that must try not to comply with the regulatory state, I ask for your assistance in identifying existing and proposed regulations that have negatively impacted job growthcost you money dammmit in your members’ industry. Additionally, suggestions on reforming identified regulations and the rulemaking process screwing President Obama the Democrats and the American people would be appreciated. Please submit your response as soon as possible, preferably before January 10, 2010. If you have any questions other special requests for screwing the American public, please feel free to contact my office at ...