Will they suspend the reading to vote in a rule giving all non-Caucasian Congresspeeps just 3/5 of a vote on all legislation? Will Eric Cantor bring in Britney as a guest reader? So many opportunities to surprise and delight the base.
Will The Boehner weep when he realizes that the Constitution is not the Articles of Confederation? Will he try to figure out if his side has enough semi-automatic irons in their bags to massacre the rest of Capitol Hill? Speaking of which, isn't it time to rename it Capital Hell in honor of that which makes their world go 'round? Sounds like the kind of substantive legislation this House can jump right on. Right after they officially redefine the word corrupt, of course. In fairness to the GOP, Will Rogers had this to say on the subject, "The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel." In fairness to the Democrats, the GOPee has gotten much more venal and stupid since Will Rogers' day. After all, since then they have absorbed the Dixiecrats, home schooling and creationism.
And, finally, what extemporaneous interpolations will Woo President Bachmann and other Tea Baggies inject into the proceedings? Inquiring mindless want to know.