There are two tragedies going on in America: abortion and "anchor babies". Illegal immigrants are having "anchor babies" and they then receive American citizenship thanks to the 14th amendment. We should immediately amend the constitution to protect the UNBORN and repeal the 14th amendment, ensuring that the BORN are deported immediately.
The "anchor babies" loophole allows illegal immigrants to pursue their dastardly plan: living the American Dream. While I applaud these criminals for bringing their children to term, we must take great care that these infants are immediately deported, otherwise they might receive government assistance that rightfully belongs to the descendants of immigrants from non-Spanish speaking countries.
What I propose is a new division of the INS called the INS Midwife Division. Once abortion is outlawed and Anchor Baby 14th Amendment is repealed, these INS agents will track down pregnant illegal immigrants, make sure they give birth to their fetuses, and then immediately confiscate these newborns and deport them to Mexico.
The process will be peaceful. Once the fetus' rights (free speech, pursuit of happiness, the right to bear arms, the right to free assembly in a park, the right to an attorney) have been preserved through forced birth, they must be immediately arrested, because they are an illegal immigrant and subject to deportation. No attempt will be made to provide healthcare to the infant, though if private corporations choose to give it healthcare through the free market and thanks to the genius of the invisible hand, then that's OK. One caveat: this healthcare cannot be provided by any corporations, insurance companies, or charities that have been subsidized by the government, paid taxes to the government, or who have ever associated with or interacted with someone who works for the government (example: a postal worker).
This must be a humane process! All newborn illegal aliens will be detained for only a SHORT PERIOD (after their thorough interrogation and debriefing) and then released directly across the Mexican-Texas border in a quiet area of the desert and provided with a detailed map that they can use to navigate the beautiful terrain with the mesas, sand, cacti, and oasises. The infants will be free to go wherever they please from there, to apply for various Mexican welfare programs, or to call relatives on their cell phones to be picked up, though that is not our concern.
With these simple steps, we can ensure the rights of the unborn while simultaneously ensuring that once you are born, you are treated like shit.
UPDATE: Some of you have expressed concern about how we would pay for this. We should pay for this by cutting taxes on the rich, which increases government revenue.
UPDATE #2: Some of you have (correctly) pointed out that cutting taxes on the rich only increases government revenue when there is a deficit. If there is a surplus, cutting taxes on the rich DECREASES government revenue and gives the surplus Back to the Hardworking People. In the case that the Ryan plan for fiscal stability is enacted and we have a surplus/utopia by 2020, we will pay for this plan by raising the retirement age to 73.