Listen up, Eric. After months of debate over the Health Insurance bill, you want to talk about it some more. You want to play out the same stupid, obstructionist game plan that the American people have clearly said they want STOPPED.
That’s a very stupid idea, Eric.
Let me say it again, Eric. Please pay attention. After engaging in two years of obstructionist behavior, you still haven’t gotten the message. I’ll repeat it. Please try to catch it this time.
The American people, at least the 97% percent that I’m a part of, see your behavior as just so much more of the same gridlock and obstructionism that We the American people have already said WE DO NOT WANT. We’ve said it a million times, Eric. When will it sink in? We’re all tired of a congress that obstructs legislation instead of moving the process forward. We don’t want any more gridlock. That’s one reason why I say that your idea to tear the bill apart is downright stupid.
Here’s another reason.
Your suggestion reveals the fact that you are too vacant and vacuous, Eric, to recognize RESULTS when they ACTUALLY HAPPEN. RESULTS, Eric, as in ‘accomplished’, or ‘completed’, or ‘brought into being’, or ‘caused-to-actually-happen’.
The American people already SEE THE RESULTS of the bill, Eric, and We like what We see. There is no reason to tear it apart. We like the bill. What we don’t like is more partisan, obstructionist behavior. You would have to have the mental capacity of a doorknob to remain as out of touch with the American people as you are, Eric. That’s another reason why your idea is a very stupid one.
Let me put it another way, Eric. The American people see your move to dismantle the health care bill as a stupid idea, coming from a very stupid person—you Eric. The simple truth is that the American people see you as being disingenuous, cynical, woefully out of touch with Us, and not very bright. Can’t you see that new health care bill is ALREADY WORKING JUST FINE?
You also have a bad memory. You’ve forgotten the question that We the American people have been asking for a long time. Where are the jobs, Eric? Where are the jobs?
Furthermore, we’re all sick and tired of you presuming to speak for Us when you don’t really understand Us, and you obviously don’t have Our best interests at heart.
And so We, the American people are telling you this, Eric: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE #%@*&* UP!!!