Support Group for Monorchids and their friends and loved ones. If you have one undescended testicle or imagine you have or are a friend or loved one of someone who has or does, then join our group and together we can bring the truth of our condition to the world by dispelling the "myth of the one balled man" (or woman) and march hand in hand ball to the wall to put an end to misunderstandings and bullying and teasing by the "Normals" who have screwed up this world almost beyond belief. Group founded by Assistant Professor Dave Jennings, Faber College (retired).
This group is open to all cursed/blessed with an undescended testicle and their friends and loved ones. Founded in 1966 by Assistant Professor Dave Jennings of Faber College (retired) we have been helping monorchids and dispelling myths about them since the sixties!
Disclaimer: If you suffer from the unspeakable condition of two undescended testicles, please contact John Boehner or Fred Tarr General Delivery, Washington D.C. to join the "Nada Cajones" group or simply register as a Republican. And stop crying you sissy!
We would like to thank Professor Jennings, above all, who, in his ballbreaking treatise: "Paradise Lost and the Undescended Testicle of God" (Milton Studies Volume 16 1971," began the long fight to correct the myths surrounding this condition and to write a True History of the men and women who, "victims" of this "disorder," have given us some of our greatest literature and who have done so much to improve the human condition: Jesus, Abraham Lincoln,, Mr. Rogers, John Milton, James Joyce, Gertrude Stein and many many others.
We embrace the Monorchid Code...that Code the answer to this question from our founder:
"So how does one forge a self after this: the constant hopeful prodding at one's testicle, the disparaging by the distant father and on and on and on? The response is strikingly similar: shame, denial and then, in many transcendent instances, the development of a code --Christianity at first then the code of Chivalry then transformed into the Code of the Gentleman but now (right now!) given its true name: The Monorchid Code."
Just today I attended the Minneapolis Health Fair. For God's sake Jesus Christ was a monorchid yet a "cure" is still attempted:
http://www.youtube.com/...
Did Hitler Have Only One Ball?
Did Goering have two but very small?
Were Himmler's very similar?
And did Goering have no balls at all?
The first sentence is incorrect. The others true. Yet, this myth, first encountered by Professor Jennings when he, sobbing, told his scoutmaster why other boys were mocking him has probably inflicted more pain on sensitive monorchids than any other! It is completely untrue.
Come join our bookclub!
Come join Assistant Professor Dave Jennings(author of "It's Huckleberry not Huckleberries: the Monorchid Revelation in American Literature" for a discussion of "Moby Dick" in the light of the monorchid revelation. Learn what Queegueg and Ishmael discovered that first night they slept together, learn the power of ONE (One Hump for the Whale, One Leg for Ahab, One ring to bind them)!
Guest speaker Tim Smith will elucidate the connection of all of this to the classic "Nantucket." limerick. Sam Culotta, expert mixologist, will be mixing his "Hast thou Seen the White Whale" cocktail. Francis Muir will play a variety of Nautical Ballads on the Zither! Professor David Latane to provide ironic commentary throughout.
Admission: General Public: $12
Monorchid Club Members 6$
We WILL have this someplace so get ready--when KOS comes to Minneapolis!
And today we remember Yogi Berra: Monorchid "Part of his greatness as a catcher is no doubt due to that attitude and also partly to the fact that--as a monorchid -- he was only half as afraid of getting hit in the ball as those with two." Howard Cosell
And finally a tribute to Buddy Hackett: http://www.youtube.com/...
Please fast forward to the Farmer and the Duck joke with the knowledge that Buddy had one undescended testicle! This is, perhaps, the greatest demonstration of the actors art since Rin Tin Tin as Hamlet (1959). Off Off Broadway.
You're nuts) you might say.
And you would be half right. Thank you.