If you cannot prove it, it is a lie and besides, I know that I am right because other people like me believe it too. And, they have said they agree with me. They are smart just like me.
So, my friends and I have figured out those pointy things of light that appear in the sky on cloudless nights are not "stars" and "stuff."
It is on good information (a book written by smart people) that the pictures we have been viewing are made up to make us believe that there is more than one sun and the universe is really really big.
Those astronomy people are up in the night if they expect me to believe that stuff.
Have they ever been to another star? Of course not. If they haven't been there, How do they know there is billions and billions of them? I am scared.
The teachers and other people like them have been making these pretty pictures to make us believe in something we know is not true. Oh, by the way, they did the same exact thing to make people think we have been to the moon. They are a very powerful, secret group made up to scare us and take control of our kids. I'm not sure, but I think most of them are gay. What other explanation could it be?
Anyway, back to those stars and stuff. They're there so the sky can have a thousand point of lights. Neat huh?
The proof is in the pudding as they say, but I am not so sure what's in that stuff, so pudding cannot really exist. The recipe I have for pudding is missing a page of ingredients, so that is further proof that pudding is not pudding. Think I am pudding you on? Ha!
This all got started the other day when I saw a commercial on TV to buy gold. First, I have to tell you that the fellow cries sometimes and he even has a chalkboard and that to me, says he is smart. Even my cat Mr. Furball cries when he does. That is not coincidence.
I also think this Obama guy is in on the action. Obama and all those science people will give away our money to the aliens when they come back to earth. We will have to bribe them so they will not eat us. Obama is evil. Mr. Furball shakes his head, yes.
Think about all this hokey pokey climate change stuff. More scientist lies I tell you. They just want to take all our money and use the excuse that the weather is changing. Ha! They must think we are stupid to fall for that. It snowed the other day and guess what? It's winter, it's suppose to snow and stuff in the winter. I am cold and that proves the earth is not warming up. Idiots!
I am smart, and all my family tells me I should run for political office because I am so smart.
Speaking of politics. Did you know our founding fathers actually wrote the Emancipation Proclamation. They kept it secret for years, until a future president would have to use it. They loved their black slaves so much that they wrote it years in advance. Personally, I would have waited longer. Oh and just so you know, I know some black people. I forgot their names though.
I think I will run for office cause I am smart. My hero is that woman representative from the country of Minnesota. She is very very smart too. We should put her on that big piece of rock the other founding fathers are on. Did you know it was sculpted by Gen. Custer?
We need smart people like me because our nation is communist now. (I was told so) I will not be democrat because they hate everybody and they are evil. I think I will join the Fox Tea Party, because I hate coffee.
I have to go now. My wife and I are home schooling the children and tonight we will be teaching American history. The public schools are evil too. I am scared.