Comrades! The workers of the People's Republic of China are gifting a garden to the National Arboretum! "It is expected to become a focal point for cultural activities as well as a vibrant link between the United States and China. As a living classroom, it will provide a venue ready for the development of cultural and educational activities, and celebrations of major events like the Chinese New Year and full moon festivals." Here is the announcement by Secretary Vilsack.
All Hail the Death of the Revisionist American Glenn Dale Azaleas!
Gloriously the workers of the National Arboretum welcome this contribution, even as funding is lost for two of the running dog imperialist gardeners currently caring for the so-called Asian collection (assembled by capitalist lackeys) and are terminated.
Comrade Commissars Aker and Jordan have announced that as part of the celebration of this new garden, old, reactionary planted gardens, the Glenn Dale hill, and the Boxwood collection, will be drastically reduced or eliminated.
This victory for the proletariat, is a victory for the socialist culture of the People's Republic of China. The deadwood of counter revolutionary azaleas will be eliminated; over 50% of the azalea collection is suspected of counter revolutionary leanings and will be pruned! Revisionist day lilys and boxwoods will be eliminated!
The Thoughts of Chairman Mao are triumphant!
Comrades: If on the one hand you are cutting established gardens and jobs, and on the other-accepting 'gifts' from foreign countries where the daily wage wouldn't finance a coffee trip to the 7-11, don't you owe an explanation to the people who have invested volunteer hours in maintaining your collections?
Leading Counter Revolutionary Organizations:
Visit here : Friends of the Arboretium
and here: Save the Azaleas
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