Please know that I would never try to undermine what Something the Dog Said in his diary this morning but it is time to update your resume folks. The Republicans are attempting to create jobs galore. You need not be late to the party because this is your early bird heads up.
In the past week we've had 70 stories and diaries referencing abortion on this site alone.
So, what does this have to do with creating jobs
THINK folks.
Here's just a partial list of new jobs that will be created by Republicans:
Babysitters: Yes, it will take a full nine months for this bill to show it's effects, but in the long run it will create thousands of new babysitting jobs.
Obstetricians: Someone has to deliver all those unwanted babies.
Mid-wives: If you so choose, a mid-wife could easily stand in for the obstetrician in many cases. Crash course anyone?
Clergy: Someone needs to be there to baptize all these newborn Christians.
It's not too late to get that special piece of paper!
Blender manufacturing: High demand coming for blenders that puree food for babies. Those babes will be spewing more food than Republicans have abortion bills.
Disposable diaper companies: The current ones can't keep up with demand.
This is a great small business opportunity.
Toys: Huge rewards for you toy makers with expertise. Imagine the demand when all this proud grandparents see the cute new addition to their family!
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The bottom line is this...the next time you see this at the state level
http://www.azcentral.com/... in your local paper
Arizona lawmakers to consider anti-abortion bills
or this at the federal level
http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/...
GOP Anti-Abortion Bill Introduced In House
or if you are in Ohio
http://www.cleveland.com/...
Ohio Republican lawmakers introduce slew of bills aimed at restricting access to abortions
or in Pennsylvania
http://www.npr.org/...
Health Law Sparks Abortion Fight In Pennsylvania
Next time you see this countdown clock of
When are the jobs....and it's still at a great big zero remember to cut the Republicans some slack. Only nine months to thousands of jobs.
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