That's right. Her memoirs. She has accomplished so much in so little time that she's decided to take a break and put her miraculous life story into words, so that her saga can be not only enjoyed by those living today but be for the ages. In addition to all of her accomplishments to date, she is hoping to be the first person to write a book who's never read a book.
While she hasn't actually finished the book yet, details are emerging about the much-anticipated tome. Tentatively entitled "We Only Did It That One Time, I Swear: The Bristol Palin Story", the memoir is going to serve as a compendium of quality Palin-family advice to young people everywhere. The working version of the Table of Contents promises that the book will be not only a good read but chock full of worldly wisdom and humorous anecdotes.
Chapter 1 - My Abstinence is a Source of Pride
Chapter 2 - Oops!
Chapter 3 - Oh Shit
Chapter 4 - John McCain Picks My Mom, We're Going to be Rich! Whoo-hoo!
Chapter 5 - And Baby Makes 3; Levi + Bristol 4-Ever!
Chapter 6 - Crap
Chapter 7 - I Rejoin the Abstinence Movement
Chapter 8 - I'm on Dancing With the Stars, and I'm One of the Stars!
Chapter 9 - Am I Gaining Weight?
Chapter 10 - I Write A Book
When asked if Bristol will be using a ghost writer, Sarah Palin answered "what kind of ghost?"