It's 9:30 MST. We're still here. Is this like a date, and you got stood up?
In the meantime, some fun facts to make the wait go faster:
Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons. (look down, check)
Emus and kangaroos can't walk backwards. (can you?)
Camels milk does not curdle. (for your next trip to Egypt)
Fish can cough (but do they cover their mouth..tsk, bad manners)
Still waiting...9:33 and we're still here?
Note to self: Get countdown clock for next time Markos messes with our minds.
The state of Tennessee used to be called Franklin...(honest, it did)
No president of the United States was an only child. (you tell me what that signifies)
9:35 That's it, Santa is not coming....no Dkos 4.0....we're stuck here forever.