This week on 'The best ever most informative real news Sunday show' Barack Obama makes it official to the world that the speaker of the actual pronunciation of the word Boehner is NOT 'boner'
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John Boehner is NOT Jon Boner. There is most certainly an "eiiii" in the pronunciation of his name - and since this is a crucially important idea to the functioning of our government, president Barack Obama has taken time out of his rigorous schedule to present this idea on the weekend TV programs which are known for resolute presentation of information to no longer be question.
President Obama stated "Of course, when I read that name it's clear to me that there is an 'eeeeei' there. It's obviously 'beeeeeeeeiner' and I don't have any question about that."
When asked whether he feels if it is important to tell any of his constituents if he believes this he responded on cue - "Well, I'd be hard up .... or is it up hard? ..... to guess why anyone would think otherwise" with a wink and a nudge and then continued "But seriously - does anyone really think his name is 'Boner'? Shucks, I've never heard that"
In other news - Jon Beeeeiner graciously accepted that fact that President Obama is - in fact - a citizen of the US.
Thanks John. There's some news to cry on.
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