OK, you may now remove your jaws from the floor after reading that shocking headline to my diary. It is true I am not a "Trusted User" which means either I am:
a) An Untrusted User
b) A Trusted Non-user
c) An Untrusted Non-User
Since I am in fact a User of DKos that makes me "Untrusted", but here is the conundrum, If I am untrusted and I tell you I am untrusted then you can't trust me to tell you whether I am trusted or untrusted, which means as far as you know I might actually be a trusted user which means that when I tell you I am "untrusted" it creates a rip in the time-space continuum.
Now I am going to extend (Optional) my comments below the fold or in the DK4 case, below the fancy-shmancy curly thingy which actually brings me to a a tangent that my not-to-be trusted brain is worried about...
What is this...actually? I mean it looks innocuous enough, right? But is it really a symbol of the secret order of Illuminati that is seeking to control the world through mind rays transmitted trough the intertubes. I am not saying it is,...
I'm just asking the question.
In fact why has Kos not denied that it isn't an Illuminati symbol? All he has to do is show us proof that it isn't and we can all continue on our merry way. I am not trying to needlessly raise the alarm, I am just saying that "some" "on the Internet" "are asking" "Kos to prove" "otherwise", that's all. Not me...others.
Anyway back to my untrustworthiness...look, my mojo is actually quite strong with this one, but apparently I cannot start a group which seems completely unfair because I literally have a hundred groups I want to start and how can that be a problem?
Groups like:
Pencil Lovers
Tea Partiers for Barack Obama Once he Proves He is An American Citizen
Kossacks Against Calimari
Diaries about White Space
Superfluous U.S. States
Middle Aged Male Justin Bieber Fan Club
Teddy Roosevelt Rocked the Whizz-ite Hizz-ouse!
Discussions on 12th Century Mongolian Pottery
Letters of the Alphabet
And so many more. But no! I am denied MY RIGHTS simply because I am not Trusted!! You know who was trusted? Hitler...by Chamberlain! And see what happened there! So what's my point? Being trusted will lead to massive World War, no, that's silly. It only MIGHT happen that way, but almost certainly something bad and disasterous for the planet is an almost certain consequence. So by being untrusted I can sleep comfortably at night knowing that when the entire planet collapses into a singularity it won't be my fault.
Although being untrustworthy might make me suspect...or not.