Oh to be a fly on the wall when Scott Walker and David Koch have a phone conversation about the Koch prankster phone call.
Here is the Crystal Eyes version:
Walker: Hi This is Scott Walker, but are you really David Koch? I had a little trouble with an impostor pretending to be you.
Koch: Damn it Scotty Boy, you got to be smarter than a lump of coal in one of my trucks. You're going to know this is me when I'm done taking you to the woodshed. This shit is embarrassing and hurts our cause.
Walker: I am so sorry Sir. It won't happen again.
Koch: You bet your sweet ass it won't. From now on you and I will have a code.
I'll say "It is fall now … the aspens will already be turning because their roots connect them. "
Walker: Just a second sir, I want to write this down.
Koch: and then you answer me, "Snuggle Bunny"
Walker: Snuggle Bunny? Did I get that right? It doesn't seem to make sense.
Koch: That's the point you idiot. It's an identity verifiication code- that way I know it is really you and you know it is really me.
Walker:Aspens turning.. Snuggle Bunny I got it sir. We are secure. And again I am so sorry for the slip up.
Koch: Hell, I think we can keep the damage to a minimum. I've put out the word on cable news to make this a non story. The liberal blogs will have some fun but the story should be gone by tomorrow.
Koch: Scott, I reward my friends well but my friends are smart.
Walker:Yes sir
Koch: So here's my question to you right now...
How do you know I am not another joker pretending to be me?
Walker: Snuggle Bunny?
Koch: Damn Right! Snuggle Bunny
Walker: Thank you sir and are you really going to show me a good time after this is over?
Koch: Scotty, you may not be a rocket scientist, but bust those damn unions and I'll make you a very happy man.
Walker: Sir, From now on it's Aspen- Snuggle Bunny. You can count on me.
Koch: Good man, Scotty.
Walker:- Can I ask you one more question, Sir?
............How do I know all this is not another trick?
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