Dear Mr. Koch,
Yesterday's news cycle was filled was filled with details of the status of Governor Walker regarding your business interests. It is now clear that Mr. Walker is an employee of yours, we now understand that his actions and his words are a result of his faithful execution of his job.
In the effort to create a more honest environment for you, and for us, (and indeed for Mr. Walker) we would respectually like to open up an avenue for direct negotiating with you. We believe that having direct negotiations will speed the process of coming to an agreement.
We can all appreciate that the sooner things are settled, then the sooner we can all get back to doing our regular business.
I look forward to your phonecall.
The People of Wisconsin