porn. Yup, this nation has a serious porn addiction and we need to get over it. And if we don’t it’ll eventually kill us. Think I’m joking? Well think again.
Oh, I'm just guessing that you, like nearly everyone, enjoys porn. And how could I blame you? Its allure is hard to deny, especially when it’s hot and steamy, you can't help yourself, it's almost impossible to turn away. You crave it so much that your mouth begins to drool. But there’s more to porn than meets the eye or stimulates your saliva glands. Let’s talk about the industry that provides us with so much porn.
Yes, it’s an industry in this country and a dirty one at that. It’s sad to think that something natural has been so debased by our modern corporate machine. Like so many things in the New World the native population was the first to discover porn but as usual we’ve claimed it as ours, it barely resembles the porn produced centuries ago. And nowadays the porn pushers market it extensively, they tell us we’d practically die without daily doses of it, and they work it into nearly every part of our lives. You can hardly eat, drink, or go to work without it anymore. It even gets marketed to our kids and pets. Porn appears in many things you wouldn’t expect. Just watch this video from the Colbert Report on how pervasive porn has become.
And even when you think you’re avoiding porn you might still be affected by the industry that produces it. Say you’re a vegetarian and you want to help other people beat meat? Well, porn is there to make it hard. The porn industry has made supplying their product to others, a sort of “meat market” if you’ll allow the term, as a key factor in their ever expanding role in our lives.
No matter, at least you can go for a drive to clear your head about thoughts of porn. Guess again. In several states porn is required by law. Imagine that, laws that require the distribution and use of porn. What’s worse is the federal government has paid these porn merchants billions, yes BILLIONS, of dollars to help ensure a steady flow of porn to the driving public. I know what you’re thinking. You say you don’t have these “porn laws” in your state, but even if that’s true porn affects how much you pay to drive so you get the “benefits” of porn without directly using it. Look up the definition of fungible if you don’t believe me. Porn consumption by proxy – may the FSM have mercy on your soul.
And this single-minded infatuation we have with porn is hurting us in other ways. Do you think all the porn can be made without water? Or created without “huge tracts of land”? Well it can’t. And don’t get me started on how much energy it takes to make so much porn. Our lust for porn has made our country less fertile, so much so that we find it hard to be satisfied by anything instead of porn. And so we rely more and more on the suppliers of porn for our very lives. We’ve become dependent on them and most don’t even realize it. It truly has become a vicious circle.
So just say, “No!” to porn and kick your habit. You, and your family and friends, will be glad you did.