I have cobbled this diary together because the "Pootie Palooza" that was supposed to be published today has not materialized or I'm too dense to find it, and I am more in need of a nap than any batty old white woman you've ever met. (Based on best line in "Good Morning Vietnam")
So, Sara, This is a shameless plug for the Community Quilt Project in general and the Pootie Pad Project in particular. Feel free to link, republish, FB, Tweet, or whatever else you want to do in order to get the word out that no self-respecting pootie should be without a Pootie Pad!
This is a documentary about what happens when a couple of pooties are gifted with their very own made-by-hand, official Pootie Pads.
First, Rachel Meowdow and Jacob Fubar smelled the catnip THROUGH the packaging. I brought the envelopes in from the mailbox in a Publix bag. This will set the scene:
Here’s what happened when the Pootie Pads were removed from the High Priority envelopes they were mailed in:
And this was the ensuing table orgy performed by a very happy couple of pooties as they frolicked and rollicked on their beautiful new pootie pads:
Pootie Pads…everypootie needs one!