Well, welcome to our beloved state of Arizona ! As of late the kooks have been giving our state a black eye. By kooks, I mean the right wing fascists who control our state legislature and executive branches. Let's see, hmm... we've got on our menu permanent vomitous meals like: Maricopa County sheriff Joe Arpaio, Arizona state senator Russell Pearce and Arizona governor Jan Brewer. But...don't worry we've a stupendous new vomitous and secret item coming to the menu
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Oh but our menu was growing tiresome with the vomitous fare being offered so...we came up with a new soup du jour and that ladies and gentleman would be U.S. Senator Jon Kyl who lied about the statistics on Planned Parenthood performing abortions and then having his spokes person tell us that senator Kyl's statement in the senate was not intended to be factual. Oh... but don't worry sometimes when fascists like sheriff Joe Arpaio seems to be getting tiresome we will add in a tank with Stephen Segall charging in on a tank to bust cock fighters ! Now... we have an experimental dish named Carl Seel an Arizona state Legislator who has gone to visit the big bad hair blow hard himself the one, the only... wanna be presidential Tea Bagging/racist Donald Trump. You see we've really got alot of hope with this new item which promises to out sell all the other fascists and racists here in Arizona. Carl, that's Carl Seel has decided to re-introduce spices into Arizona politics which evoke the nasty and filthy aromas of the Poll Tax and Jim Crow laws. Ah yes, nothing like the old fashioned Americana items of racism and fascism to stink up the restaurant of Arizona politics. But don't worry, the fascists in Arizona hope to go national with their vomitous chain of Arizona restaurants which promise to induce the most vomitous gastric responses !