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Guten Tag! Ich heisst Adolf Hitler und ich möchte join euer NSDAP (National Socialist Democrat Asshole Party). Euer Führer, Barack Obama, is an excellent Führer, although a bit too totalitarian für mein liking. Das Obamacare ist ein sehr gut Nazi plan und euer Afrikakorps are doing well in their Blitzkrieg ins der Libyen. Auch, du bist ein gut Grüppenführer even if du bist ein Homosexuell. So, Markos mein Herr, sign me up für ein membership und ich will become a loyal Democrat who will continue your sehr gemütlich habit of harassing and persecuting euer domestic Feinde. I can't wait to be one of deine Brüder in Fascismus.

Dein freund,

Adolf Hitler, esq.

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To the person or persons who is Markos Moulistas   

Greetings, I am of the impression that you are  atheist or atheists, your ideolagy intersts me, for I am an abarackist, and I deny the existance of YOUR god. Furthermore, I actually have proof of his non-existance WITH links to REPUTABLE sources.

NOBODY REMEMBERS OBAMA AT COLUMBIA (1 of many links)
"Looking for evidence of Obama's past, Fox News contacted 400 Columbia University students from the period when Obama claims to have been there, but none remembered him."
http://ohlundonline.blogspot.com/...

WHO IS BARACK OBAMA? DOES ANYONE REALLY KNOW!(again 1 of many links)
"According to the 2000 U.S. Census, there was only one Barack Obama but 27 Social Security numbers and over 80 aliases."
http://www.libertynewsonline.com/...

The Social Security number he uses now originated in Connecticut where he is never reported to have lived.
I would point out that you are assigned a number directly corresponding to the state of your birth.
http://www.campaignforliberty.com/...

I eagerly await your response. HOWEVER, BY RESPONSE I DO NOT MEAN NAKED PICTURES OF YOURSELF OR SOME KIND OF DISGUSTING SEXUAL PROPOSITION. I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL AND DO NOT WISH TO SEE ANY PART OF YOUR OFT PENETRATED ASS. THANK YOU!

Sincerely,
Kenneth W. Richards

Rest assured, I am THREE people. Canny of you to figure that out!

Supergood ideas!                        

Hey Marxos you child-molesting communist fuck! Hows your faggotry? Hows your homo-husband? I was watching Obambis stalinist speech on tv, and I started to wonder, what you commies/faggots do on your freetime ( besides doing butt stuff to each other). And since you must be pretty bored I thought of a couple of things you couls do pass the time. First you should fin a cardboard cutout of Obambi. Then you cut a hole where his cock would be. Then you put your own dick through the hole and start jerking off in front of a miror. When you look at the mirror you can see yourself jerking off Obambi!! The greatest Democrat fantasy!!

The second idea is even more simple and even more fun! All you have to do is drink a bottle of Drano! It gets you high, trust me! Its like antifreeze but it tastes better! And if you feel a burning sensaton it just means the Drano is working! Go ahead and try! With friends if possible!

This is what you think about on your spare time, huh? Hmmmm....

THE US OF SCHIZOPHRENIA IN THE TITLE OF ARTICLE                        

IS OFFENSIVE THIS IS  A MENTAL ILLNES AND YOU ARE OFFENDIGN FOLKS THAT SUFFER FROM  THAT .  ANYWAY YOU ARE WRONG RE HOW YOU SEE THIS .  HOW MUCH DID OBAMA PAY FOR THIS ARTICLE ?

Now might be a good time to take your meds.

Please stop spreading lies                        

You should stop referring to the "national debt" on your website.there is no such thing!The $14T that is called the "national debt" has been stolen from the amreican people by the military government that has been in charge since 1921 (1+9+2+1=13).all actual national debt has to be confirmed by legitimate federal courts, however we no longer have these,as all our so called "federal courts" are in fact admiralty courts and as such our so called "government" is actually a military junta.We have been living under secret martial law for decades.All we have todo is reestablish our real goverment by holding a constitutional convention and arresting the conspirators staffing the admiralty courts and the military government.thenwe simply cancel our "national debt" as illegitimate.The problem of course is that all barnches of the "federal government" are staffed by secret military operatives and they wont give up power easily.Even discussing this matter can be risky since the FBI has a special branch called "Gray Division" established by J. edgar Hoover himself, devoted to seeking out those who find out about the secret martial law and try to reveal the damning details to the general public.They also communicate in secret in the pages of most major newspapers: the code is in the page/section numbers and the message in hidden in the words of certain stories.you can find these if you look carefully for exapmle a story in section B4 on page 17 would mean that you count every fourth word after the 17th word begining with B and these give you the message for exapmle I found this message a few weeks ago in a newspaper: secure wisconsin the courts are not safe. doenst leave much doubt does it ?the thing is though that they cant't track you if you have no credit cards which are implanted with magnetic tracker beacons which is why the credit card indusrty has so much influnece.the same with vitamin pills and cell phones.if you want peace then live in the country because the citiees have cameras and listening posts.going off grid now good luck

Now might be a good time to take your meds.

Stick your fucking PISA up your ass!                        

I've pretty much had it with you socialist morons going on about how PISA scores are so fucking high in "Finland" and "Sweden" and "Korea" as if that means we should give more money to the ultra-leftist anti-american teachers unions. The fact is that "Finland" and "Sweden" and "korea" are communist dungheaps that produce only AIDS and eurofags. Here's a few questions you should ask yourself before you start spouting nonsense:
What has "Finland" ever invented? Why hasn't a "Finnish" movie ever won an Oscar? When was the last time "Sweden" won a war? 12th century? When was the last time a chinese or soviet scientist wanted to defect TO (and not FROM) "Sweden"? Why do the mexicans want to go to the US and not "Sweden"? What does "Korea" export besides tiny cars only hippies drive? Why does everyone speak english but only the "Koreans" speak "Korean"? AND IF "KOREA" IS SO FUCKING AWESOME THEN HOW COME DOES "KOREA" NEED 200000 AMERICAN SOLDIERS TO KEEP THEIR SHITTY LITTLE COUNTRY SAFE?!?

The fact is that "Finland" and "Sweden" and "Korea only exist because of the sacrifice of American taxpayers and soldiers. And the fact is that America doesn't need a bunch of college-educated homosexual pussies with degrees in "communist art bullshit" running around with gay dildos and teacher's union cards teaching our children how to suck cock. We need businessmen and soldiers who know that capitalism works because of the Bible and that the Constitution is the reason why all important inventions come from the US and not some eurotrash pisshole without indoor plumbing. There is no greater nation than good old USA and no better schools than ours.

I'll play!

What has "Finland" ever invented?

The sauna, ice skates, key cell phone technologies, AIV fodder, the heart rate monitor, linux, ice breakers, etc.

Oh, and great Vodka.

Why hasn't a "Finnish" movie ever won an Oscar?

Because the Oscars are an American award? Why hasn't an American movie ever won Zee Cine or Filmfare awards?

On the other hand, you know who has won tons of Oscars? Hollywood. Scary liberal Hollywood. The very same Hollywood that rewards movies like this one.

When was the last time "Sweden" won a war? 12th century?

When's the last time Sweden lost a war?

When was the last time a chinese or soviet scientist wanted to defect TO (and not FROM) "Sweden"?

When was the last time a scientist voted Republican?

Why do the mexicans want to go to the US and not "Sweden"?

Because Sweden is really, really far away. Why do most African immigrants end up in Europe? Because it's closer. Why do most Turkish immigrants end up in Germany? Because it's closer.

Mexicans aren't stupid. They can read a map. Unlike you.

What does "Korea" export besides tiny cars only hippies drive?

Televisions. A fuckton of televisions, actually -- Samsung and LG. In fact, take out Samsung and the US computer industry grinds to a halt -- they produce memory chips and displays that power Apple, Dell, HP computers, plus myriad cellphone handsets, rechargeable batteries, etc. In fact, Apple spent $5.7 BILLION on Samsung parts in 2010.

As for automakers, do you really want to compare our domestic industry with anyone else's, particularly since Hyundai is the fastest growing automaker in the world?

p.s. There are 28,500 US troops in Korea, not "200000" [sic]. American educational system -- fuck yeah!

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