Here is some lighthearted diversion from the pie fight wars with breaking news.
Study the profile of Newt Gingrich carefully.
Now click on this link\ of an ....Amazing Discovery
Obama is being raked over the coals for not being born on American soil, what are they going to say about the discovery of Newt's likeness on another planet?
How old is Newt?
Intercomparisons of crater counts on Mars and the Moon suggest that the age of the visible Martian surface is approximately 340 to 680 million years.
Was Newt worshiped as a diety and does he not then qualify as a idol?
Idol: a material object, esp a carved image, that is worshipped as a god
How does a Martian Idol like Gingrich get away saying stuff like this?
What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior.
This is a person who is fundamentally out of touch with how the world works, who happened to have played a wonderful con, as a result of which he is now president.
Ancient alien infiltrators with mysterious images on other planets should not be calling out native born Earthlings for being out of touch.
Just when you thought the news cycle was already too crazy, it's about to go from birther to Earther.