Don't give a bloody hoot about The Wedding? Well, maybe you will after seeing John Oliver's coverage from his hometown of London. After all, as his poignant report demonstrates, The Wedding was in fact the most important and wonderful day in the history of the world.
Indeed, in a time of austerity, Britons were lucky to have a Prime Minister with the compassion to declare a
national holiday and the
wisdom to defend the millions of pounds of public funds spent on organizing the affair as an economic investment.
Or something like that.