Help Wanted
Boogieman- Terror Specialist
Announcing the immediate opening for the position for a theatrical evil presence skilled in capturing the news and election cycles. Must have working understanding of what scares old people.
We are seeking someone with an impressive stature, rich imagination, comprehensive diabolical world view, and a well documented history of evil doing. A villainous sense of humor is a plus.
Must be willing to go undercover, wear costumes and effectively taunt with menacing videos. Heavily accented speech, exotic foreign culture and ability to swing across the monkey bars is highly desirable.
The position of Terror Promoter is critical to our organization, and a recent unanticipated opening needs to be filled promptly. We are looking for an energetic and highly motivated individual who is capable of generating fear on an international scale. We need a self motivated communicator who can produce original material to effectively create a climate of fear for partisan political advantage.
If you think you have what takes to set the world on fire, submit your resume to Fox News or the Republican National Committee.
Direct all inquiries to the attention of Karl or Rupert.
Prospective boogiemen and boogiewomen may find inspiration from the following photos.
Lord Voldermort
Captain Hook
The Wicked Witch of the East
Darth Vader
The Grinch
The Witch from Snow White
Ringwraith
The Hamburgler
The Devil
and of course....
Basement Cat