You know what I'm talking about . . . and you know who's sending them to you. You might have two or three people sending you those mail forwards full of rightwing myths, bromides, distortions urban legends, and outright lies.
Well I've got the all purposes response to every rightwing email forward you ever received . . . and are ever likely to receive . . . regarding Barack Obama.
Send them a link to this.
Or if you prefer, download the wmv from this link, and send that to them.
And please don't tell me what "they'll just say." I know what they'll "just say." They're already saying it. Let them say it. Good. All you have to say is "you know what? Say whatever you like. Obama got bin Laden, and George W. Bush didn't." You can't "shut them up," but you now have something that makes everything they say look petty, mean, and stupid.
Use it.
And stay tuned . . . all the video footage in this short is from my upcoming documentary "Megadittoes: The Limbaugh Cult." It's coming this summer.
Transcript is below the fold.
Updated by Conceptual Guerilla at Fri May 06, 2011 at 12:46 PM PDT
Transcript of the video
Voiceover (me): Remember that 'colored boy' we elected President?
Rush Limbaugh's voice: The United States of America is now run by a wimpy little man child who has no spine . . .
Old man: Obama's just . . . "in spades" what can I say . . .
VO: That radical marxist . . .
Limbaugh's voice: The people of this country got hoodwinked, and have elected an international socialist . . .
VO: That communist . . .
Bob Smith (An early campaign manager for Newt Gingrich): I say anybody should know Obama's a Marxist . . .
Middle aged witch: And so we have another commie in the White House now . . .
Limbaugh's voice: This is radical leftwing Marxist socialism fascism whatever you want to call it . . .
VO: The one who hates America . . .
Skinny blonde: They hate America, what more can you say . . .
Paul Porter (Conservative Radio Host in St. Augustine, Florida): I think that he grew up not liking the United States . . .
VO: Well that radical, America hating, socialist, communist, Nazi, who was born in Kenya . . . he's the one . . .
[shot of Obama logo with "Mark of the Beast" on it]
VO: Who finally brought . . .
[Still photo of flag waving crowd in Times Square Sunday night]
VO: Osama bin Ladin . . .
[Rapid montage of headlines like "Bin Laden Dead," and my favorite "ROT IN HELL"]
VO: To justice.
[Fade up to still photo of headling. "GOT HIM!"]
VO: Thank you . . .
[Still photo of jubilant young man in front of a large flag in front of the White House.]
VO: Mr. President.
[Official Photo of President Barack Obama.]
[Frames plugging "Megadittoes: The Limbaugh Cult" Coming Summer, 2011.]