Some impressions come to mind:
1. Can't the world's most dangerous terrorist afford a frigging flat screen???
2. He may have attacked us to see himself on TV.
3. Does anyone ever run a vacuum in a terrorist hideout??
4. His hairdresser should be shot.
5. Can he get off his ass and do something? Wait. Never mind.
6. When does the armoire go on e-bay??
7. Osama is right handed.