You see, I need you to tell me you hate me. Tell me that you love me. Tell me that you can't live without me.
We've had a rash of so-called "spammers" on this site recently, and I'm here to tell you de facto without a doubt under the current law and standards set forth at the Convention of DailyKos 2002 have no bearing wheretofore unto the fact that you see it fit to HR me for defending such an action. Let me explain.
1. Spammers are entitled to their opinion. That's right, they're entitled to the same opinion set forth under the law that you or I or my aunt or my uncle or my cousin or my cousin's cousin or my friend's boyfriend's niece's uncle's twice removed great aunt from Moldovia are entitled to in this wonderful place we call home. Is it really a matter of community standard or law wherein we wouldn't like them to say that they would like to sell us hand cream or cheap knock-off handbags? Really? Can you prove that?
2. You can't PROVE that the handbags are fake! Give them a chance! Under the law and standards and common sense set forth by society and our Trusted User Culture, we have what is called a "free market." That means that anyone is allowed to do anything they want as long as it doesn't infringe upon your personal freedom or safety. That means that they can sell premium handbags if they want to without having to worry about your HRs or anything. Do you want to HR me for saying that? You're a hypocrite if you do.
3. Some spammers give us really good advice. Who cares if they're in violation of copyright laws. Fuck 'em! The law is the law only if the community and society have equally justifiable and enforcable standards by which to set up and justify such an action on this day the sixteenth of May in the year of our Lord two thousand and eleven.
I don't care that you don't like the spammers. When you HR a spammer you HR me. When you try to quell the voice of a spammer you try to quell my voice as well. When you try to tell them to leave the site, you're telling me to leave the site. You need to tell me what you think of me, what you want to hear from me, what you think I'm doing right and what you think I'm doing wrong. I want you to revolve around me. Me! Meeeeee! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...ME!!!!!!!!!!1111
Since you made it to the end of this over-the-top mockery, please donate to the American Red Cross or the Salvation Army to help those impacted by the natural disasters of late.
Updated by weatherdude at Mon May 16, 2011 at 01:43 PM EDT
PS -- I <3 my ego.