Wouldn't Harold Camping, since he's still here and everything, make a great addition to the Republican presidential primary field? His views on creationism are right in the mainstream of Republican thought on science, and his ability to persuade large groups of "common folk" to believe things that turn out not to be true will help convince America that forcing 88-year olds to buy health care using a ValPak full of vouchers and coupons (Buy a Colonoscopy, Get Cataract Surgery for 50% off!) is really a good approach.