From HP:
Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney is expected to formally launch a campaign for president of the United States next week in the key early primary state of New Hampshire, the Union Leader reports.
OH. MY. GOD! Who'd have guessed!
Mitt Romney is running for President again! It's news like this that takes me completely by surprise!
Maybe this time he'll be more forthcoming about his beliefs! Maybe this time he'll stick to an opinion even if it means someone might disagree with him somewhere! Maybe he'll get his base excited because, hey, it's MITT ROMNEY!
Aren't we all excited! MITT ROMNEY'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! WHOOOPEEEE!!!