The polling firm accused of fabricating survey data published by the progressive website Daily Kos has agreed to settle the lawsuit filed last year by site founder Markos Moulitsas. Although details of the agreement have not been disclosed, court records indicate that case remains active: Research 2000 pollster Del Ali has only recently started making the cash payments required by the agreement.
HuffPo
I'm certain Kos will be sending us all a check, soon. And I'm sure you all want to know how much you'll receive. Not to worry! My spies, which are everywhere, have discovered the formula used by George Soros Kos Media, LLC to compute the amount of each Kossack's check!
$=√(eBRT) cos(π⁄2 radians) where
- e = the base of natural logarithms, because we've all got rhythm
- B=your total bharns accumulated, for which see the High Impact Diaries series of the well-beloved Jotter
- R=your total number of diaries on the Rec list in the last 5 years
- T=your total number of comments submitted to Top Comments in the last 5 years
- π=pi. Of course.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Oh, and congratulations to our beloved Great Orange Leader for making those unscrupulous bastards at Research 2000 pay up. I imagine that PPP will also be getting some of this money.