Good old-fashioned zombies have the innate sense to know that they need brains to survive. Hater zombies, however, do not have this sense. So, what do they seek out in order to survive? Each other.
This is not an excerpt from The Onion...
Yesterday, members of the Westboro-Phelps clan were on hand at Arlington Cemetery to spread their moronic message of hatred as Americans stopped to remember those who have fallen in service to their nation.
Counter-protesters were also on hand, and among them were "10 members of a group that claims to be a branch of the Ku Klux Klan from Virginia called the Knights of the Southern Cross." Not to be confused with the Knights of the Southern Cross which is a Catholic fraternal order committed to promoting the Christian way of life throughout Australia.
And so it begins, the hater zombies have begun to eat their own.
They(KKK) said they were there to object to the Westboro Baptist Church's anti-troop message.
"It's the soldier that fought and died and gave them that right to free speech," said Dennis LaBonte, the self-described "Imperial Wizard" of the KKK group that he said he formed several years ago.
"That's fine," said Abigail Phelps, the daughter of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps. "They have no moral authority on anything.
"People like them say it's white power ... white supremacy," Phelps said. "The Bible doesn't say anywhere that it's an abomination to be born of a certain gender or race."
LaBonte insisted he is not a racist nor a "hate-monger," but said he believes the white race is "slowly and most assuredly being denigrated."
Members of the group declined to say whether they were armed.
CNN captured the Hater zombies as they walked among the living in broad daylight yesterday at Arlington: