Surprise! Surprise! A Weiner Lied!
A Weiner lied!
Not mine- lied for a change! My weiner has often lied to me- told me it was in love, made me chase women at closing time. It got me in unusual situations, and was the most demanding organ of my body.
Now it frequently lies and tells me I must go to the restroom, when I don't, and embarasses me in other ways too personal to relate!
So it's hardly news when A Weiner lies. It's old news to me.
My weiner has always been a liar and opportunist! But hardly as lying and opportunistic as the average Republican.