People are demanding to know, and it is up to you to clarify this matter once and for all. Are you a lizard?
Several months ago, the same Opie and Anthony who just revealed the worst of the Weiner picture handed them by Breitbart had Donald Rumsfeld on as a guest. The supposedly "wild" Opie and Anthony tried to conduct a fawning interview of "the other Donald." But guest Louie CK constantly interjected the question "Are you a lizard?" to Rumsfeld. He would not clear up the matter, however, and after several months, we still do not know the answer, Secretary R. (If you haven't, watch the linked You Tube -- It's must see radio.) "Wild and crazy" Opie and Anthony were chagrined and apologized profusely for Louie's question. Truly hilarious.
You have to admit, Mr. Breitbart, that you have shown quite a few lizard-like traits -- editing tapes to make the innocent look guilty; defaming a righteous woman by cutting off the tape of her speech; and now, releasing pictures that you promised to hold back in the interest of a Congressman's family.
So please, Mr. Breitbart. I know that Dana Bash on CNN will not ask you this, nor will Howard Kurtz or Sean Hannity or Wolf Blitzer or Rush Limbaugh. I don't have their platform -- just this modest ability to post diaries here that will likely pass off into that good night of oblivion or maybe, just maybe get recommended.
I do know that you and your reptilian cohort monitor this site assiduously (and likely derived much amusement from our attempted hi-tech Weiner defender diaries last week).
So again, I am asking you to clarify this for all your fans here and elsewhere: Can you please confirm that you are not a lizard?
(and btw, if you are not a lizard, please confirm that you are not a roach, an eel, or possibly a hagfish.) (I am personally betting on the latter.)
Thank you for your anticipated prompt response.
Yours, etc.
Respectfully,
Upper West