Weiner must go. It ain't the crime; its the cover up. Never mind, technically there was no crime. There was a coverup.
He lied. He lied to us. He lied to Rachel. He lied to me.
To me! Just who does he think he is?!? That smug, arrogant man. Playing with my emotion. Destroying my trust in him. Shameless, two-faced, fool!
Sure we all have personal failings. Well, most of us.
I've been with the same woman for 15 years. I've never cheated. I never flirt with anyone. I've never looked at another woman. I only have eyes for my wife.
I am flawless.
She is the world to me. Everything in my life is centered on her, on us. She is flawless. Our relationship always moving more and more to that perfect, flawless, total and complete emersion of all our hopes and dreams and desired being met in one another, in our relationship. Our near perfect relationship, always and ever moving closer and closer to utter perfection, like the concept of a limit that we all learned in calculus.
Yes, that perfectly describes our ever-closer edging towards our complete and total immersion within each other.
We are wonderful together. No one else is needed.
Our love is perfect, pristine, complete.
Like god.
I never look at another woman. That would ruin our total perfect union. I never flirt with another woman. That would be tantamount to sex. I've never cheated.
I am flawless: I am built like an adonis. My golf handicap is 6. I bowl 300. My shit doesn't stink. Literally, it smells like roses.
We all have personal flaws? Not me. I can judge. And I will.
Weiner lied. Lied! LIED!!!!
WEINER MUST GO!