I am in an excellent mood, so here it goes a non-diary:
"LeBron will publish his autobiography as soon as he can come up with a title.
LeBron just announced he’ll play in the NHL next season since they only have three periods.
LeBron will never make change for you as he could never find the fourth quarter.
What is the difference between Saturn and LeBron? Saturn has rings.
Today is national LeBron James day; everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
LeBron lost his cell phone, if you see it you’ll know it’s his since it doesn’t have a ring.
The reason why LeBron skipped college is because he would a hard time showing up for the finals.
LeBron and I both woke up this morning without an NBA championship.
Steve Jobs just announced the new iPhone LeBron James edition: it has no rings, only vibrates."