I know this does not rise to the level of Joplin Tornados, Weiner roasts, Supreme court investigations and most everything else, but this is going to open up a HUGE mess in my opinion. In the past Bristol and Levi's troubles have gone from a public fight with Levi ready to spill the beans on the Palin family to a somewhat agreed upon deal to shut up and go away. Well now Bristol has a new book out and its going to make Levi pretty damn mad:
Bristol Palin writes in her new book of losing her virginity to boyfriend Levi Johnston on a camping trip after getting drunk for the first time on too many wine coolers.
She awoke in her tent, alone, with no memories of what had happened as Johnston "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas." She had vowed to wait until marriage. And she had lied to her parents about where she was going.
I dont know what happened for sure, nor do I care too much, but something does not ring right about Levi forcing himself on a drunk Bristol, and then her parents inviting him to the Republican National Convention.
The lie to her mom to go out and get drunk Bristol is an angel of course:
She blasts him as "the gnat named Levi Johnston constantly spreading false accusations against our family" and calls him a self-involved slacker "who cheated on me about as frequently as he sharpened his hockey skates."
But Palin, self-described as a good girl and straight-A student, had been drawn to him and his bad-boy manner from the time they met in seventh grade.
And just for the irony on the cake, the abstinence only, planned parenthood hating little Palin?
It didn't work out that way, though Palin notes that when she got pregnant she was on birth control pills prescribed to treat her cramps. Only by the eighth home pregnancy test, she writes, was she convinced of the positive results.