Failed presidential candidateMcCainis claiming "illegal immigrants" for setting Arizona on fire. I guess this is similar to Brewer's claims of de-headings, but without the bodies. Although McCain probably has some reason to make this claim, perhaps running for president in 2012, the veracity is still to be determined. Especially since the Forest Service says it is not true.
Thinking about this made me realize what a gift it is to have "illegal immigrants" around to blame problems on and distract from real problems.
Starting out with a Dem, stupid is stupid without regard to party occasionally, Wiener is the current example of a problem that could be solved with an "illegal immigrant". "That picture is not me, it was caused by "illegal immigrants". All of a sudden you have a lot of people looking at Mexican men's crotches for illegal wieners or rather chorizo's.
Beck's getting kicked of the Fox entertainment network. "It was all those "illegals" watching Rachael Maddow." Nothing about the WhiteStock generation dieing off or the foil hats wrinkling making the Beck signal very distorted and hard to listen to.
Boehner can't get the Tea party to accept that politics means he has to do something other than glow orange. "It's those "illegal immigrants" running the TV stations in Spanish." We all know that only real Americans can see that Spanish speaking TV reporters are making Boehner weak in the knees about forcing the United States in to bankruptcy.
Orly has a problem with her proving Obama is not really human. "It's those "illegal immigrant" judges refusing to let me prove Obama is not from Hawaii or Earth." It's always easy prove those "illegals" are stopping good, solids thinking Americans from proving states do not exist and their own crazy is not good as a money maker three years in.
Palin can really call it in too. "I would be president today if those "illegal immigrants" didn't put that old fart's name on all the ballots." The mind reels when considering how her plans are waylaid by all those "illegals". Now that she is hiding out in Arizona she and the old guy can pursue "illegals" all day and night.
McCain has another thing he could blame his own problems on. "I would be president today if those "illegal immigrants" didn't convince me to let that screwball woman run on the ballot with me." His failure is not his. Or the voters. He knew he had it won and then "show them turkeys gettin' killed while I talk" Palin arrived.
McCain really is right this time. Blame all the worlds problems on Mexican people. That shows you want their vote.