Chris Wallace at Fox News asked Michele Bachmann if she is a flake. I think that's an insult to the fine folks at Kellogg's.
She announced her presidency from Waterloo—a name synonymous with victory.
—Stephen Colbert on Michele Bachmann.
It is a perfect mix of disappointment, it has a dash of sadness, a smidgen of disbelief, all with just a hint of 'Why the fuck am I in this shot?
—Jon Stewart on Willie Geist being on camera during Mark Halperin's apology for calling Barack Obama a dick.
Obama throws Mubarak under the bus.
Yeah, I took that out of context. Trust me, it didn't make any sense.
AMW's only chance for survival was an infusion of capital from the government into local projects, something Romney opposed. Its collapse was classic creative destruction -- there simply wasn't business for the plant to do anymore. If you're against bailouts, as Romney is, and you're for bankruptcies and restructing in failing industries, as Romney is, how exactly were you going to save AMW? You weren't.
I didn't say that things are worse.
—Mitt Romney, last Thursday, walking back what he said during the last Republican debates.
The recession is deeper because of our president.
Mitt Romney, yesterday.
He's a flip-flop-flipper.
As I said from the beginning, I planned to take full responsibility for any mistakes that I have made, and I have done so today.
—SC Lieutenant Governor Ken Ard (R, SC), who spent campaign funds on a PS3, iPads, and women's clothes after he was elected in 2010.
Sarah Palin says she should be ready to make a decision on running for president by December 2012.
Sarah and Bristol Palin made an appearance at a book store. Apparently, it was Bring Your Daughter to a Place You Never Go Day.
I plan to read Breitbart’s book if I can get a review copy or find it in my library’s humor section.
—News Hounds Aunty Em, who Andrew Breitbart blocked on Twitter for her comment.
I was walking down the street in New York, starving, and I hadn't eaten all day, and I went into a restaurant, and all the calorie counts are there, courtesy of New York City Government, New York State Government, the Feds are getting involved... and it was a complete buzzkill. I wanted a double-decker cheeseburger, and I ended up not getting it. This is the government saying, "We know better than you".
Conservatives: Don't want facts.
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