With apologies to Woody Guthrie, may he rest in peace, which he probably is not.
Why can't a blog break a tea party?
Why oh why oh why?!
'Cause a tea party's got a thick head.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because because because because
Goodbye goodbye goodbye
Why can't informed change ignorant?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause ignorant's got a pretty thick skin.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.
Why can't a movement eat a corporation?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause a movement could never get big enough to eat a corporation.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why does a blogger write blog posts?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because the blogger must type or die
Goodbye goodbye goodbye
Why does a person seek friendship?
Tell me why n why?
Because the person gets thirsty for love just like you or me or anybody else.
Goodye goodbye goodbye.
Why don't you answer my questions?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause I don't know the answers.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.
What makes the corporations take money?
Why, oh why, oh why?
I don't know that one myself.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why's there no pennies for iPods?
Why, oh why, oh why?
You put all the pennies in the telephone.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why can't a Bachmann chase a Palin?
Tell me why, oh why?
'Cause the last Bachmann that took out and chased after a Palin didn't come
out so good and that's why Bachmanns don't chase after Palins that's all I
know about Bachmanns and Palins?
Because because because.
Why ain't my party my grandpa's party?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Same reason your dad's not your mommy.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.
Why can't time flow backwards?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause it might create a discontinuity and kill your grandpa
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.