I think we might be broken and we are going to go broke because of it.
Mr President, raise the debt limit any way you can. Then find something Republicans love and blow it the fuck up!
"Democrats contend that cutting gov't spending during a recession will suppress demand. Republicans counter that argle bargle."
All you need to know about me is when I meet a genuinely optimistic person, I usually feel sorry for them.
It's amazes me how strangers can go from mysterious to boring just by talking.
Its so hot out today Ive already thrown 4 trash cans through the front windows of 4 pizza places.
Misery loves company. And that company is News Corp.
Michelle Bachmann's husband invited me to the Marine Corps Ball!
Thanks, Brits. Now they won't let me bring pie on the plane.