In they come well dressed but something is amiss, they sit down at the bar and order a large bourbon on the rocks. At first they brood mumbling to themselves and to anyone that will listen. As the drink count mounts the start to get agitated and the volume increases
"It's all that liberals fault, I would have negotiated fairly but by their treachery they forced me into bed with another group, don't they know; I hate tea?"
People start to move away and find interest in the names of drink behind the bar.
A few more drinks and the tears begin to flow.
"Fucking liberals, I told them how much I loved America, but would they listen? How could they call me an unfaithful negotiator? It's all her...their fault"
Now the silent petulant phase begins, bottom lip well to the fore, snot dribbling out their nose, then all of a sudden for no apparent reason the arms begin to wave:
"Fuck em, Fuck em all"
You remind them this is a public place and could they please keep the noise down.
"Fuck you too"
You now inform them that they can have no more drinks until they settle down.
"You're a liberal aren't you, you think I can't hold my deficit!"
Gently you say "look love I know it's hard but maybe you just need a good nights sleep" you place the tab in front of them. They rise, fury in their eyes, with a distinct wobble in their stance:
"What, I'm not paying that, I didn't drink all that you b... liberal!"
They totter and stumble into someone else at the bar
"Oh you want some do you, come and get it...Oh you think I'm drunk now do you, I'll show you just how much deficit I can handle"
They swing wildly missing their target by a country mile and hit the side of the bar breaking a few bones in the process.
"Assault me would you? I'll impeach...sue you for this ....you goddamned liberals"
They slump down to the floor tears of rage flowing down their face.
"I'll show you, I'll show you all, just wait until my friends get here."
The police arrive and lead them to the door.
"It's all them liberals fault, they made me default!"
The hangover lurks in the corner smirking, it is going to be an epic.