Today in during a rally sponsored by "Mother Against Eating" Joe Walsh explained his novel and darn brilliant method for balancing the budget and eliminating all future costs.
Just don't pay, he said. "it' the American way, if someone is dumb enough to give you credit, stiff 'em!!" His wildly cheering mother, who claims to be fasting for his reelection, but was seen sipping some Kool Aid, chanted "paying is for chumps, paying is for chumps."
Walsh, who says he perfected this method after his wife stopped his allowance and he was forced into politics, claims to be writing a best seller on his method. I don't like debts, he said, that's why I don't pay them.