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Constantly looking for a job? ...and told , “Sorry!”

Tired of being told that you’re better off buying cheaper stuff made elsewhere?

Are you so sick of paying co-pays that you need to pay a co-pay to see a doctor for a prescription to help you deal with the stress of having health insurance?

Does violence, suffering and death created by war bother you?

We know it's tough.  That's why we have developed a new drug... Enrichify...

Enrichify stimulates key receptors in your brain to make you feel financially well-off regardless of your real life situation. It is just like being rich without the pain of hiring all those people…

You will have the strength to join the wealthy in mind and spirit….

You will understand Supply-Side Economics -- build it and they will buy it, regardless if they have the money to pay for it.  

Globalization – Yes, it is better to keep labor cost low and jobs overseas.

Taxes -- The job providers have to keep their money to provide jobs.

Health Care -- It should cost a fortune, and insurance companies are a vital part of our economy. You will cheer as the CEO directs his minions to deny coverage....

Corporations as People -- They have all the rights as the next guy.

War -- totally worth it!

You see, the problem is not you.  It is your world view... Enrichify will help you with that.

Don't take Enrichify if you are already wealthy, as you do not need world view support, unless you suffer from upper class guilt syndrome, and then Enrichify is for you. Enrichify works with your natural justifications and makes everything better. Enrichify is not safe for people who like to live in the real world.  Do not take Enrichify if you are pregnant with possibility or are taking anti-depressants, if you are a glass half empty or full person.  If you exemplify traits like compassion you may experience nausea and existential anxiety and may require enricyify+.  The plus simulates sociopathy not safe for individuals who already show strong sociopathy traits or others who know them.

Who needs jets, cars, homes, country club memberships?  Erichify will make you feel like you already have everything you have been told you need to be truly happy, regardless of your circumstances.

100% non-organic insures Enrichify really really works.

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