For reasons, that only I know, that is, until now, I have decided to leave the land of KOS.
(APPLAUSE) (Stand, if you like)
I know most of you, kind, caring members of this bastion of peace, love and never ending whining, are asking yourselves, why? Why have I wasted my time, reading this worthless, low life, of a diarist up to this point? And why is he doing this to me?
Well, the first part, only you can answer. As for the later, it can be explained with two words.......ATTENTION GRAB!
The rest of this post is below this lovely, ornate, Amsler grid.
I am only joking! I'm not going anywhere! Ha! I got you to read this far. What a waste of our time, huh?
Seriously, I hate to see the Chunk of space ice leave DK too.
Good luck MB
Cheers