Bwahahahahahaha:
That would be the same Rick Perry who put secession on the table:
QUESTION: What do you think about the idea of secession or sovereignty for your state?
PERRY: Oh, I think there’s a lot of different scenarios. Texas is a unique place. When we came into the Union in 1845, one of the issues was that we would be able to leave if we decided to do that.
My hope is that America, and Washington in particular, pays attention. We’ve got a great Union. There’s absolutely no reason to dissolve it.
But if Washington continues to thumb their nose at the American people, who knows what might come out of that.
Yes, because nothing says "I love you, America" like threatening to leave it.