You know who you are, the ones who don't agree with me! Yeah, you! I just want you to know that you are a total ButtHead. You have no clue how much damage you're doing to this country with your insane views, and I totally resent you for it. You should probably be cast in a dungeon and forgotten, but of course we don't do that here in the United States of America. We just throw scary brown people Guantanamo and let them rot for many years without charge, without a public hearing of the charges against them, without the right to face their accusers... you know the drill.
If I had my druthers, all you ButtHeads would be sharing cells with the TowelHeads. That's how totally un-American you are.
All hail the president!
The president's a phony!
It's all the same to me. As far as I'm concerned, you people have no clue. To you Old Glory is just another logo, just another cool brand to buy. You see, it's not about the president. It's not about whether you like him, agree with him, think him dandy, think him a nerd. It's not about him.
It's about you and me. The Founding Fathers didn't sit around on their asses typing inane self-important drivel for publication on the Internet. When they printed something, it lasted. It mattered. It was designed to strike fear into the hearts of the Powers that Were. It was designed to inspire, to exhort, not simply to create a shitstorm for a few hours.
People took up arms. They had a fucking revolution. That is our heritage. We are the first nation in the history of the world founded in revolution, on principles of human rights. That's why I used to be proud to be an American. Now I look at you ButtHeads debating irrelevant minutiae when the world is burning to a crisp, when we are in relatively imminent danger of destroying this planet with our buttheaded nuke plants, every single one of which will melt down completely at some point in the next 200,000 years. Our rivers are being poisoned forever by mountaintop removal. We're letting children go hungry in our country so that we can maintain two imperialistic wars of aggression.
But let's pretend the next election really means anything, right? Look, I fall into the "Obama is a swell guy" camp, but let's face it: The system is corrupt. No matter who gets elected, without radical, decisive, mass action by US, THE PEOPLE , we are well and truly fucked. By "action," I do not mean carrying out adolescent metasquabbles on this blog. I'm talking about doing shit that will get you arrested, you know, civil disobedience. I'm talking about being a hero. We need that, not your buttheaded bullshit.