We get letters
Markos is off doing more secret plotting on something or other, so it's been left to me to host this week's hate mail. This means he forwards it on to me, and I forward it on to you, and then we all get depressed that there are people in this day and age that know how to work computers, but even after decades of using them have never once stumbled upon the CAPS LOCK key, or know what it does. Or maybe they stumbled upon it once by accident, during a furious button-mashing spree, and never found it again?
What kind of magic is this?, they say.
My computer... has it evolved? Have I evolved? AM I A POKEMAN?
There were too many hate mail submissions this week to post them all. The best of the worst are below the fold.
LEFTY HOMOS DEFEATED IN LIBYA!!!!!!
FIRST ALL YOU DEMFAGS WANTED TO STAY OUT OF LIBYA BECUASE YOU WERE SCAARED OF BIG BAD GADDAFI!
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THE GOP PLAN WAS THE BEST: YOUR COMMUNIST PAL GADDAFI IS ABOUT TO GET SHOT AND YOUR COWARDLY FAGGOTNESS IS THERE FIOR ALL TO SEE!!
LESSON HERE IS THAT DEMS ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSY COWARDS AND GOP ARE AT LEAST MAN ENOUGH TO FACE AMERCIAS ENEMISE WHEN THE SHIT HITS FAN! FIRST GADDAFI NEXT OBAMA! TRYANTS WILL FALL WHEN THE PEOPLE RISE UP! PATHETIC DEMOCRAT FAGGOTS YOU WILL BE THROWN OUT OF OFFICE AND THEN INTO PRISON! SAY HI TO MAOAMMAR WHEN YOU SEE HIM IN JAIL!
Lefty... homos... Libya... wait, what? After translation, I believe the premise is that Libyans were all gay, and Dems didn't want to help them because Democrats are gay, so GADDAFI was beaten by the GOP because Obama sent in planes but George Bush sea monkeys omniscient wildebeest; trampoline.
I blame all of this on a failing education system, or possibly eating paint chips. Compromise solution: a voucher program for purchasing better-quality paint chips.
PHONY POLL
Why isn't Ron Paul in your poll? More media manipulation? Yeh, that's is exactly what it is.
Other in your poll means Ron Paul. He wins even when you try to manipulate the vote.
Screw you, Kos. I used to read Kos for fair reporting. Now I see you are bought off, and part of the corporate kleptocracy and military industrial complex.
I have millions of readers a day, and I am advising they boycott you.
Markos apparently got a bunch of these, but we can't figure out what poll they're referring to. We also have never heard of this person before, despite him having "millions of readers a day."
Welcome Back edscan ?
How can you put up a sign stating
"Welcome Back edscan" and then deny
me the right to be read on your publication?
Is it possible for any organization to reneg
on its core values ?
No Fascist can claim to be a democrat !
The Thirties Middle Class had a name for this.
"Two Faced".
edscan
I'm staying out of this one.
The racist Communist Chinese fund terrorism and genocide in the world to gain cheap resources to centralize the worlds resources to their 97% monopoly
Communist Chinese use Proxy agents then invade via SOE free trade zones after the economy is weakened by the fighting of proxy agents
How the Communist Chinese Party and their espionage unit fund terrorist and genocidal dictators that oppress world women's rights.
[...gigantic conspiracy-riddled paragraph deleted...]
These opening sentences were followed by a single dense paragraph well over a screen long about Afghanistan, China, the Taliban, al Qaeda, and so on. It concluded with a link to a book on the subject: no word on whether the book was also presented as one long, hundred-page paragraph. I thought about not including this one because it was more spammy than hatey, but decided to just crop everything out but the opening premise.
Finally, the latest chapter in the ongoing saga of what's-his-face, who is practically on a first name basis with Scalia and is going to totally sue somebody for something unless we all agree that Jews are a secret menace that will destroy us all:
going out of town
markos, i will be travelling abroad for a few weeks. i don't know yet whether i will be able to keep you updated concerning our court date. i'll try, but i can't make any promises. i feel that it's my duty to let you know as soon as i learn something, but internet availability tends to vary quite a bit in certain parts of the world. by the way, the countries with the most unreliable internet connections also tend to be the countries where the jews wield the least influence. coincidence? i don't think so. anyway, take care.
I have to give credit where credit is due, here: when you're being a creepy anti-Semitic stalker type, I think it's just good manners to tell your target when you've got a vacation scheduled.
Oh, and to remind people that unreliable internet connectivity is caused by local shortages of Jewish people.